For my sister.. who can make up lyrics to any tune. I got to hear a pretty good "guessing" rendition of this one on the road trip yesterday, and promised to get her the right words.
Here are the true lyrics, although they don't seem as fun as the ones I heard yesterday.
Killer Queen, by Queen.
She keeps Moet et Chandon
In her pretty cabinet
'Let them eat cake' she says
Just like Marie Antoinette
A built-in remedy
For Kruschev and Kennedy
At anytime an invitation
You can't decline
Caviar and cigarettes
Well versed in etiquette
Extraordinarily nice
Chorus
She's a Killer Queen
Gunpowder, gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime
Recommended at the price
Insatiable an appetite
Wanna try?
To avoid complications
She never kept the same address
In conversation
She spoke just like a baroness
Met a man from China
Went down to Geisha Minah
Then again incidentally
If you're that way inclined
Perfume came naturally from Paris
For cars she couldn't care less
Fastidious and precise
Chorus
Drop of a hat she's as willing as
Playful as a pussy cat
Then momentarily out of action
Temporarily out of gas
To absolutely drive you wild, wild
She's all out to get you
Chorus
Recommended at the price
Insatiable an appetite
Wanna try?
You wanna try
Saturday I mentioned seeing a prostitute on Rossville Blvd at the early hour of 11 a.m. This has been going around for a few weeks I think, how funny!
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