Thursday, May 15, 2008

Wacko Oprah and her Misguided Minions

article from CNN, here.
The article is 5 yrs old and yet CNN somehow needs to have this on their font page.
Oprah needs to get out of the psychology and theology department. She is just a talk show host, right?

Here are some highlights:
You're being mothered when anyone offers you one or more of the following gifts: acceptance, nourishment, instruction, empowerment.
me - or, you could be co-dependent.
Once you've detached your concept of motherhood from a particular human being
me - because a mom could be any non-specific mammalian?
Step 3: Patch together your ideal mother
me - because moms have holes in their jeans, too!

UPDATE.. Oprah is everywhere today, this from MSNBC
If things don’t work out between Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer, Oprah Winfrey has a backup plan for the former “Friends” star. “Oprah says the love of her pets has fulfilled her in a way that has never made her miss getting married or having children," a close source told the National Enquirer. But Jennifer wants more than her pooch pals can provide. “Her dogs give her a lot of comfort and peace of mind, but Jen says relying on them for total emotional support is like being one of those crazy old cat ladies!”
Geez!

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